ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.




uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FREAKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

dog video

thank u bo burnham

I was tagged by arieled because she’s a piece of shit

the first (five random facts)

  1. I play women’s rugby
  2. I have the same birthday as my older bro
  3. My dog Corky is 15 years old in October
  4. My family got new couches in our living room and office 
  5. My freckles look green when I get really fucking sunburned 

The second

name: Michelle
nickname: Mac
birthday: February 8nd
gender: female
sexuality: straight 
height: 5’4”
timezone: Central
what time and date is it there: August 31st, 4:57 PM
average hours of sleep: anywhere from 2 to 12
OTPs: me/bed
the last thing I Googled was: ”What timezone is Illinois in”
first word that comes to mind: Dryer (it just beeped lmao my CLOTHES ARE DONE)
what I last said to a family member: ”Bye”
one place that makes me happy and why: The shower because its the one time I’m actually alone LOL
how many blankets I sleep under: Only 1 of those fabric ones you make from tying the ends together 
favorite beverage: water
the last movie I watched in the cinema was: How to Train Your Dragon 2
three things I can’t live without: internet, food, water, bathrooms
something I plan on learning: how to french braid
a piece of advice for all my followers: dont follow me
you have to listen to this song: Click it 

UMM I TAG trashochist princeoframen stylishirish bionicunt have fun 


me about self swag


teenagenicks:

just wait till the end

video
cunnilingustips:

seriousjones:

omgtsn:

matching skype names for u and ur friends



Dr Shasta is too close to Dr Scheisse

cunnilingustips:

seriousjones:

omgtsn:

matching skype names for u and ur friends

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Dr Shasta is too close to Dr Scheisse


angryafrican:

she’s looking on the mirror and she damn well knows that white girl is behind her

angryafrican:

she’s looking on the mirror and she damn well knows that white girl is behind her


denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day


bonjour700:

砂漠の砂に大はしゃぎ! フェネック舎放飼場の改修 | 東京ズーネット


zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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